Describe your sex life with a Pokemon Move. →
dogsfromeggs: kingofbeartraps: frikadeller: zerachin: floobin: teddy-assman: bollockscaptor: rinlockhart: spacestepmom: purpleneenee: pokemonmasterkimba: Random # generator between 1-559: http://www.random.org/ Pokemon move list: … Psycho Cut 186 - Sweet Kiss
majora: tumblr staff
Missing woman unwittingly joins search party... →
Bloggerjak: So I googled what The Rock was... →
anderjak: I found this photo of The Rock actually cooking Which is kinda funny haha I mean you never really expect to Wait Is that No, The Rock, no That’s THAT’S A HAND WHY ARE YOU COOKING A HAND, THE ROCK LOOK AT THAT THING THAT IS NOT FIT FOR CONSUMPTION LOOK, THE ROCK, I…
Our Recap of WRECK-IT RALPH Footage Showing the... →
gazzymouse: nekonohime: Clearly John Lasseter has Disney’s writers reading up on the classics: The Incredibles was Randian, Ratatouille was Proustian, Up was existential and now the non-Pixar Ralph has distinctly absurdist flavor, immediately calling to mind Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus. DUDE. For those that don’t know this is what it’s about (taken from Wikipedia): In the...
jaunepoi: when singers change pronouns in songs they cover so they don’t seem gay
jcapperlover: dontbetardyfortheparty: This is the best thing on the whole internet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
hellfirehotchkiss: sheltymops: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485). POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S) JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST) SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY). ARIEL (1890’S) BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION). CLARIE HUMMEL Megara (Ancient Greece) Mulan (Ancient China) Tiana (1920’s) Rapunzel (18th Century) Just thought I’d update...
edgur: disliking republicans is not the same as disliking gay people
quantum-irrelephance: jaggedevolution: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY TUMBLR This is perfect.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
wickebine: you yell “I’M NAKED” at a deliverywoman at the front door and can’t figure out the rest of what she’s saying so you shout “I’M NOT INTO POKEMON SORRY” because you can’t think of anything else she left the package at the door so we’re good
dylanobriensbutt: fucking stiles though
if someone hasn't made a gif with 'tumblr' over...
The Jim Henson Company, creators of The Muppets,...
blog-anglophonic: Openly gay characters Bert and Ernie have declined to comment. But heterosexual life-partners Statler and Waldorf issued a joint statement saying they never liked Chik-fil-A in the first place, and that they’d rather eat pink slime at a fast food joint than give money to homophobes. - ...
Shortest Horror Story Ever
carry-on-my-wayward-vagabond: You were drawing on the wrong layer the whole time.
apriki: someone on your dash starts watching...
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran) #mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
minatobaby: whenever anyone mentions “playing the race card” in an argument I can only think “I PLAY WHITE PRIVILEGE IN ATTACK MODE”
godlaughsatmyplans: if teen wolf wins tonight I expect Dylan and Tyler to take a consistent number of naps from now on